Tumblr (3.0; @januto)http://januto.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/11efda67caa9f6b3ad4ba8d1a28a4c9c/tumblr_mlbx772FtK1qcgcxfo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://beavercop.tumblr.com/post/48561916516/melleigh-this-machine-allows-anyone-to-work" target="_blank">beavercop</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://melleigh.tumblr.com/post/48287302404/this-machine-allows-anyone-to-work-for-minimum" target="_blank">melleigh</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p><span>This machine allows anyone to work for minimum wage for as long as they like. Turning the crank on the side releases one penny every 4.97 seconds, for a total of $7.25 per hour. This corresponds to minimum wage for a person in New York. This piece is brilliant on multiple levels, particularly as social commentary. Without a doubt, most people who started operating the machine for fun would quickly</span><span class="text_exposed_show"> grow disheartened and stop when realizing just how little they’re earning by turning this mindless crank. A person would then conceivably realize that this is what nearly two million people in the United States do every day…at much harder jobs than turning a crank. This turns the piece into a simple, yet effective argument for raising the minimum wage.</span></p> </blockquote> <p>god damn</p> </blockquote> <div></div> </blockquote>http://januto.tumblr.com/post/48692958673http://januto.tumblr.com/post/48692958673Tue, 23 Apr 2013 10:01:53 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/684123cad400bdf828942ba1c3dcbc02/tumblr_mkaqlxY0W41rqgazso1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/137b09a95772ad9b999f5a7a1a908429/tumblr_mkaqlxY0W41rqgazso2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bb0da85317edefa831459b09515ec3a3/tumblr_mkaqlxY0W41rqgazso5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0f34f8e09a296cc23a0b25cc1f2fff3a/tumblr_mkaqlxY0W41rqgazso3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d1e4bf05947506b185a03de7e73a5c0b/tumblr_mkaqlxY0W41rqgazso4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nosdrinker.tumblr.com/post/46399421775" target="_blank">nosdrinker</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i’ve never been happier in my entire life</p> </blockquote>http://januto.tumblr.com/post/48692807378http://januto.tumblr.com/post/48692807378Tue, 23 Apr 2013 09:58:37 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a77c7867cd4fd5ef5ffa26e68890fb4a/tumblr_mknlv1mgjp1r1r89mo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://januto.tumblr.com/post/47226755720http://januto.tumblr.com/post/47226755720Fri, 05 Apr 2013 19:06:43 -0400White parents: Awhh' Honey, just stay in bed, I will bring some medicine for you<br /> Asian parents: I told you not to go out. I told you to wear a jacket. You see, that's what you get for not wearing something warm.http://januto.tumblr.com/post/47226200804http://januto.tumblr.com/post/47226200804Fri, 05 Apr 2013 18:59:32 -0400“There were no sex classes. No friendship classes. No classes on how to navigate a bureaucracy, build an organization, raise money, create a database, buy a house, love a child, spot a scam, talk someone out of suicide, or figure out what was important to me. Not knowing how to do these things is what messes people up in life, not whether they know algebra or can analyze literature.”<br/><br/> - <em><span>William Upski Wimsatt</span> (via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://myheadisweak.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">myheadisweak</a>)</em>http://januto.tumblr.com/post/46312986806http://januto.tumblr.com/post/46312986806Mon, 25 Mar 2013 23:57:16 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0f026d94576d96bb8a6eda791042d009/tumblr_mk8acc9o7a1qdfs7xo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/082d1de42e27738b3460b4d3b99a9b0c/tumblr_mk8acc9o7a1qdfs7xo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5893afcc5ece79677b739b0faebc333b/tumblr_mk8acc9o7a1qdfs7xo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4e15eb8701a85c9e231dd3d5e88220ca/tumblr_mk8acc9o7a1qdfs7xo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5c78fee97889443344669764c7a20893/tumblr_mk8acc9o7a1qdfs7xo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/54d180f2cffd29f17c5df32fbb7884b9/tumblr_mk8acc9o7a1qdfs7xo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><small>“That’s you.”</small></p> </blockquote>http://januto.tumblr.com/post/46312442677http://januto.tumblr.com/post/46312442677Mon, 25 Mar 2013 23:49:26 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me4xy87DLO1qkn20ro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://januto.tumblr.com/post/43553825682http://januto.tumblr.com/post/43553825682Wed, 20 Feb 2013 02:39:30 -0500<a href="http://imgur.com/a/hvIx2">True best friends. - Imgur</a>http://januto.tumblr.com/post/42760129122http://januto.tumblr.com/post/42760129122Sun, 10 Feb 2013 11:39:31 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb0ydtZFqj1rdf0w3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://januto.tumblr.com/post/42714590985http://januto.tumblr.com/post/42714590985Sat, 09 Feb 2013 20:56:30 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md6lf0R3wy1qj73e2o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://januto.tumblr.com/post/39211707631http://januto.tumblr.com/post/39211707631Sun, 30 Dec 2012 07:37:56 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8924bbac0a85216e9ad6102bc613ef18/tumblr_mfqdlazqO31r1468xo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://januto.tumblr.com/post/39145988081http://januto.tumblr.com/post/39145988081Sat, 29 Dec 2012 14:34:37 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9a26c694971f2b70c48f264d009d56b2/tumblr_mevq1eeMPO1qaobbko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://januto.tumblr.com/post/39139293737http://januto.tumblr.com/post/39139293737Sat, 29 Dec 2012 13:04:26 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fe7c1a182427b1b5fd82e8cabeb5f728/tumblr_mfofby8zfw1qlvlfto1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://faithoflight.tumblr.com/post/38931717405/http-whrt-it-v4yzrb" target="_blank">faithoflight</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Im yours ❤ on @weheartit.com - <a href="http://whrt.it/V4yzRb" target="_blank"><a href="http://whrt.it/V4yzRb" target="_blank">http://whrt.it/V4yzRb</a></a></p> </blockquote>http://januto.tumblr.com/post/39050703456http://januto.tumblr.com/post/39050703456Fri, 28 Dec 2012 12:45:05 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1ujvmkcKR1rpe9alo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://januto.tumblr.com/post/39050259214http://januto.tumblr.com/post/39050259214Fri, 28 Dec 2012 12:38:56 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcgz0kFWyE1qjmc7xo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://januto.tumblr.com/post/39049784300http://januto.tumblr.com/post/39049784300Fri, 28 Dec 2012 12:32:21 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me9u8cSuBr1qikb6jo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://januto.tumblr.com/post/39049330356http://januto.tumblr.com/post/39049330356Fri, 28 Dec 2012 12:25:59 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e31533dd03219da8e3efddd7a30f8b74/tumblr_mevsxkz1e61r2jsr7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://littlelostboyrufio.tumblr.com/post/37727976791" target="_blank">littlelostboyrufio</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I need this mug someone buy me it</p> </blockquote>http://januto.tumblr.com/post/39049259566http://januto.tumblr.com/post/39049259566Fri, 28 Dec 2012 12:24:58 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mavbcgmOCR1qj73e2o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://januto.tumblr.com/post/39049002306http://januto.tumblr.com/post/39049002306Fri, 28 Dec 2012 12:21:19 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_melgrvzC131qe52v7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://januto.tumblr.com/post/39048987474http://januto.tumblr.com/post/39048987474Fri, 28 Dec 2012 12:21:06 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a98205a358b2a84d971dc7ec9165635d/tumblr_mf36wjNaSe1r95tp4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thatfuckinglesbian.tumblr.com/post/37999586710" target="_blank">thatfuckinglesbian</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>my facceeee</p> </blockquote>http://januto.tumblr.com/post/39048772156http://januto.tumblr.com/post/39048772156Fri, 28 Dec 2012 12:18:01 -0500